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[patientman]

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[notleavingquietly]

No, but I am not going to be put in a position where I have to go back to the Down or navigate the bullshit if the City pulls something beyond our control.

Thank you.

[patientman]

I'm only offering because it's one way to get all my missing things back.

[notleavingquietly]

Are you missing things? How odd. Have you checked the Doctor's pockets? He seems to carry far more in them than would make any sense.

[patientman]

You can pat him down the next time you see him.

[notleavingquietly]

I grope him most of the times I see him. I'm sure that will suffice.

har har.

[patientman]

Surely. Just let me know if you find anything unexpected.

[notleavingquietly]

Well. The trauma wasn't a surprise.

[patientman]

What was?

[notleavingquietly]

The sonic screwdriver.

[patientman]

I still can't accept that's not a euphemism.

[notleavingquietly]

Do you remember being concerned that my come would be toxic?

If his dick involves sonics, I am screaming Mango and waiting for you to come save me.